direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He better not be in your backpack
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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