its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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