So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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