Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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