one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Shame - the story of my life.
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