Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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