Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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