Don't you send me to vm
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He shit in the fireplace
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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