doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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