sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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