so let's talk penis.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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