my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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