You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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