I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Operation Purity has been aborted
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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