i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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