Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
