I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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