are you still at the devil's house?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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