apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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