so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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