Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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