Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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