Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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