okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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