I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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