this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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