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I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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