the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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