sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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