I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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