hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
