Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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