bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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