I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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