I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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