i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I am naked and annoyed.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
