Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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