NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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