hell yes lets make some ravioli
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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