I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Randomize
