Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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