she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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