people are starting to question the shark bite story
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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