the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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