The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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