why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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