is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Mom said you looked used
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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