Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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