i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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