Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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